Dungeons of Dredmor System Requirements

1. Cast powerful magic learned from the dark business warlocks of the school of Necronomiconomics, or summon the Viking Runes of your ancestors to blast your foes with thunder and lightning! Discover the power that can be had by wielding a bizarre armament of devastating weaponry such as the Interdimensional Axe, the Plastic Ring, and the Invisible Shield (if you can remember where you left it).

2. Step into the Dungeons of Dredmor! Embrace your destiny! Face evil of the likes the world has never known - the terrifying Swarmies, the undulating Thrusties, and the adoreable nest-building Diggles.

3. Wield shoes decorated by the Dwarven Glittersmiths, all of whom have now committed suicide because of their shame, and embrace the joys of destroying giant moustache-wielding brick demons with a mace decorated with tawdry, delicious bacon.

4. Long ago, the Dark Lord Dredmor was bound in the darkest dungeons beneath the earth by great and mighty heroes.

5. The land cries out for a new hero, a powerful warrior or a mystic wizard like those spoken of in the prophecies of yore.

6. Centuries later, the magical bonds that hold him in place are loosening and his power grows ever stronger.

7. Worship Inconsequentia, the Goddess of Pointless Sidequests, or try your luck as a devotee of the nameless Lutefisk God.

8. In hideous, screaming pain that makes you throw your keyboard out the window.

9. While you’re at it, be prepared to die.

10. The Dungeons of Dredmor await.