South Park System Requirements

1. From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior.

2. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool.

3. Succeed, and you shall be South Park’s savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary.

4. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend.

5. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth.

6. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.

7. Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil.

8. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars.

9. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.

10. For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.