Sprocket Wings System Requirements

1. Fueled by dopamine — the scarcest resource in the state of Catatonia — you’ll face topsy-turvy turbulence and titillating twists at every turn, but let’s keep one thing straight: This race is anything but mindless.

2. The first set’s on me! Customize your look if you want, but what’s the point? There’s no room for vanity in insanity! And everyone knows all gnomelings look alike when they’re turned inside out.

3. But don’t you worry your pretty little head! It won’t be intac— errr, it’s going to have so much fun, it’ll be insane! Hysterical, really.

4. Feeling disoriented yet? Just wait ‘til you’re whizzing through the Nooks of Crania.

5. Because when you don’t mind your own business, I might get busy bending your mind.

6. Not when you’re deep in the eye of the brain storm with a dopameter that’s dwindling fast.

7. YOU want to know how it feels to race... through MY mind.

8. ...where you’ll collide with your opponents in a mad dash to the finish line.

9. Because we only sell one-way tickets to the state of Catatonia.

10. To just flutter away unscathed, like a dainty butterfly narrowly evading a cobweb.

11. Anyway, if you’re brazen enough to make it this far, you’re a lost cause.