ABOUT THE GAME
Are you one of those ROUND-EARTHERS? Do you think the sun isn't hung from a bale of twine cast down from the star-heavens? Well then, don't bother trying this couch-multiplaying, trident-hurling, death-o-gasm of an aquatic mammal simulation..JUST DON'T BOTHER!IT'S NOT FOR YOU. Go back to your schooools and your interwebs, sheeple.Still here? Then you're in the club. We meet every Thursday under the wilted elm behind the ghost of the old Windsor Castle in Boise Idaho. Bring torches, skepticism, and a preparedness for mind destroying truth. Also BYOB.STAY WOKE!As for features, I think we can safely promise:1-4 Players local death-match insanity with AI opponents to fill out the rosterMultiple movement, scoring, and collision modes which can be randomized to increase the insanityMultiple rendering modes which can be stacked to further increase the insanityToggleable 'goodies' to increase player speed, flip the screen, and generally increase the insanityNot so veiled references to the many earths being flat masquerading as a perfectly sane idea.